Dr Pimple Popper Poetry

The need for some

to see the bum

of someone with a pimple

is gross and too

disgusting to

explain to those so simple.

An ingrown hair

when it hits the air

will look just like a spider

and a carbuncle

on your sweaty uncle

will splatter all the wider.

When evacuated bumps

gush cottage cheese in clumps

all for the sake of better dermal health

the only thing I see

as I hide my eyes and flee

is a doctor’s bank account increasing wealth.

So if you want me to look

I will tell you I’d rather read a book

of couplets rhymed and read aloud quite loosely

because there won’t come a day

when I succumb to this display

of you conniving me to watch obtusely.

But let me tell you what,

I will not watch the clefted butt

of reality TV outpatient surgery 

I will however say

that in the past as with today

not one damn thing I wrote in this was perjury.

And now that you’ve read THAT, do you even want to leave me a comment about a thing you’ve had a friend recommend to you that is just too gross for you to think twice about seeing, doing, or letting live, rent free, in your head?

Share ’em if you got ’em, please?

Talk to you tomorrow.



  1. beeben95 says:

    Teeth cleaning videos. Ingrown toenail removal videos,and vasectomy procedures. 🤮

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Kel says:

    Okay, so I tried but couldn’t get through it. Gag reflex set in.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Bill Friday says:

      The tv show or the poem? 🤣

      Liked by 1 person

  3. loristory says:

    Too gross for me. I skimmed it, though.

    Liked by 1 person

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