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Efficiency Expert 

  

An efficiency expert is 

a man who, between 

the moment 

when you’ve poured your 

coffee and set it, 

out of the way, 

on top of the refrigerator, 

and that next moment, 

when you 

return from the 

men’s room to drink it, 

has stood on 

tip-toes 

to remove your 

abandoned cup, 

and thrown it in the trash. 


c 2015 Bill Friday 

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