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Better Looking Than Louis CK

louis ck pain chart

 

I never had

a groove to lose

let alone

one to get back

 

Just a bearded man

with a flat ass

not flat abs

 

Better looking

than Louis CK

and funnier

but not on cue

 

Plus a fucking

great personality,

when it suits me to

 

I’m going to

end up alone

in this life

 

Not because I can’t

pull chicks

but because I can’t

pull the trigger

 

And because I want

more than I deserve.

 

 

 

© 2014 Bill Friday

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2 thoughts on “Better Looking Than Louis CK

  1. The flat ass thing made me laugh. This was supposed to be a serious poem and YOU MADE ME LAUGH.

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