fictionary… 8 megapixel artist… bloody awful poet.

Better Looking Than Louis CK

louis ck pain chart


I never had

a groove to lose

let alone

one to get back


Just a bearded man

with a flat ass

not flat abs


Better looking

than Louis CK

and funnier

but not on cue


Plus a fucking

great personality,

when it suits me to


I’m going to

end up alone

in this life


Not because I can’t

pull chicks

but because I can’t

pull the trigger


And because I want

more than I deserve.




© 2014 Bill Friday

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2 thoughts on “Better Looking Than Louis CK

  1. The flat ass thing made me laugh. This was supposed to be a serious poem and YOU MADE ME LAUGH.

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